GOOD ADVICE

"'Do not touch Willie.' Good advice." - Homer Simpson

Simpsons merch that actually feels like it was made by someone who’s watched the show. This Simpsons t-shirt is built around one of the shows greatest little moments:

“Do not touch Willie.”

That’s it. That’s the quote.
And honestly? It’s perfectly good advice.

It’s one of those lines that isn’t plastered everywhere, but real fans hear it in his voice instantly. And it works as both a Simpsons reference and genuinely solid life advice. Which makes this a top-tier good advice t-shirt, whether you’re wearing it out, to the pub, or just around the house while you complain about the world like Willie would.

This isn’t one of those shirts that screams “I’M A SIMPSONS FAN” in neon, so if you’re hunting for Simpsons gifts that don’t feel like cheap, mass-produced junk, this Simpsons t-shirt is a safe bet. It’s funny, wearable, and guaranteed to hold up in the lousy Smarch weather.

This comfy and casual t-shirt makes the ultimate go-to t-shirt. It comes in a regular fit with a fitted crew neck, it’s made of mid-weight 100% combed cotton. Built to last with a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. .: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size