HELLFISH

"Now, this t-shirt was made in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles..."

Alright, you know the drill - this isn't just any random Simpsons T-shirt. This is the Hellfish T-shirt, straight out of that unforgettable episode where Abe Simpson proves he’s still got some fight left in him.

This shirt slaps the iconic Hellfish emblem right where it belongs: on your chest, so everyone knows you’re part of Springfield’s most elite (and most dysfunctional) military unit. It's the ultimate flex for anyone deep into Simpsons merch!

It’s also the perfect pick if you're hunting for Simpsons gift ideas that aren’t the usual “Eat my shorts” gear. Comfortable enough to lounge around in while binge-watching, and tough enough to survive a hunt for lost Nazi treasure (or just laundry day).

If you want to level up your collection with some next-level Simpsons merch, this Hellfish tee has your back. Just don't let Burns get his hands on it.