NIGHTHAWKS

If you grew up on The Simpsons and still find yourself quoting it every other day, this is the kind of wall art that’s made for you.

This parody piece reimagines Edward Hopper’s famous Nighthawks painting with a twist only true fans will catch. Grandpa Simpson (aka Abe Simpson) sitting alone in a late-night diner, just like in the classic episode “Old Money” from Season 2. It’s funny, a little melancholic, and completely soaked in nostalgia. Everything we love about The Simpsons in one striking image.

This Simpsons print is available in multiple formats, including fine art paper for a gallery-worthy finish, semi-gloss if you like a pop of color, matte for a smooth, understated look, and stretched canvas if you want that ready-to-hang feel. Sizes range from 18x12 inches all the way up to a massive 60x40 canvas, depending on how bold you want to go.

At Bone Dry Cuffs, we specialize in subtle Simpsons merch, the kind you can proudly display without it feeling like it came straight from a novelty shop. This piece makes a fantastic addition to any space, whether it’s your living room, studio, home office, or secret Simpsons shrine.

And if you’re on the hunt for Simpson gift ideas, this one’s a winner. It’s thoughtful, unique, and works perfectly for birthdays, holidays, Father’s Day, or just because your favourite person deserves some brilliantly weird Simpsons art on their wall. It’s especially great for fans of the golden era. People who know their Abe Simpson rants and love the slower, weirder heart of the early seasons.

Each print is made to order, ships worldwide, and goes out in 1–5 business days. Everything is packaged securely to make sure it arrives looking perfect, wherever you are.

Oh, and if you like this, you’ll probably love our Radioactive Man print too. Same tone, same high-quality design, totally different flavor of Springfield goodness.

This is unofficial, fan-made Simpsons art. Designed by someone who’s obsessed with the show and wants to make things fellow fans would actually want to hang. If you’ve got any questions or just want to geek out about Grandpa Simpson, feel free to drop a message.

So add a little piece of The Simpsons to your walls. It’s the kind of Simpsons merch that’s fun, clever, and meant to last.