SMILING POLITELY

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

Congratulations, you’ve found it: the Simpsons shirt that tells the world you appreciate the finer things in life, like Homer Simpson awkwardly shaking hands with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins. If you’re here, you already know this iconic Simpsons moment from Season 7, Episode 24, so let’s skip the part where we explain the “smiling politely” joke. You’re clearly not here for a recap.

This shirt is more than just Simpsons merch—it’s a badge of honor for those who can appreciate deep cuts from The Simpsons and who maybe still have “1979” on their playlists. Made with premium cotton, it’s designed to survive your next rewatch marathon or that one Smashing Pumpkins concert you might actually attend if they play your city.

Available exclusively at Bone Dry Cuffs, this Simpsons t-shirt makes a perfect Simpsons gift idea for the discerning fan. By “discerning,” we mean someone who can still laugh at a decades-old joke while pretending they’re too cool to quote it directly. And yes, it’s ideal for anyone who loves The Simpsons, the Smashing Pumpkins, or just the idea of wearing a shirt that requires a little more pop-culture literacy than the average person can muster.

So, go ahead. Add this to your collection, make your friends jealous, and maybe, just maybe, smile politely while doing it.