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We know dignity when we see it! That's why we only make merch you can actually be caught dead in!
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Lord of the Rings
"There are some good Lord of the Rings T-shirts in this store,...
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RADIOACTIVE MAN
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RADIOACTIVE MAN
CANVAS PRINT
Welcome to Bone Dry Cuffs, your go-to for low-key, unique Simpsons merch! Whether you're hunting for a Simpsons t-shirt to add a little Springfield flair to your wardrobe, or looking for the perfect Simpsons gift idea, like mugs or prints, we've got it all here. Our designs are playful and subtle, perfect for showing off your love for The Simpsons golden era without being too loud about it.
For all the Futurama fans out there, we’ve got you covered too! Our Futurama merch is full of equally cool, low-key designs that let you represent Planet Express in style. Whether you're after a classic Futurama t-shirt, a quirky mug, or a fun gift idea for that friend who can't stop quoting Professor Farnsworth, you’ll find something you’ll love. It’s the perfect way to bring a little bit of the 31st century into your everyday life!
And for those who dream of Middle-earth, our Lord of the Rings merch is a must-see. We’ve got LOTR t-shirts that will make you feel like you’re ready to set out on an adventure, plus Lord of the Rings mugs and other great gift ideas for all the wizards, elves, and hobbits in your life. Whether you’re sipping tea like Gandalf or just looking to show off your fandom, Bone Dry Cuffs has the perfect gear for your next adventure.
"Do you ship worldwide?"
Technically, yes. Due to international tax being about the most complicated thing under the sun, this website is currently only available to residents of the United States and Australia. HOWEVER, we do have an ETSY store for everyone outside the US and AU! Check out the link below!
"I really like one of your t-shirt designs, can you put it on a sweater?"
Definitely! Even though we only show off t-shirts here, we can facilitate a much wider range of clothing too! If there's a design you really like but would prefer it on something like a different type of clothing (e.g. hoodie, beanie, socks) send us a message HERE with your request! We'd love to help!
"Can I follow you on social media?"
Of course! We love connecting with fellow fans! Follow us below for memes, product updates and even send us custom requests!
