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Alright, here’s the 4-1-1 folks. Say you're looking for some unique Simpsons, Futurama, and Lord of the Rings merch, Bone Dry Cuffs has you covered! We’re all about low-key designs that stand out in subtle ways. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or hunting for the perfect gift, we’ve got something for every fan.
For Simpsons merch, we’ve got everything from Simpsons t-shirts that add a fun, understated touch to your wardrobe to Simpsons mugs and Simpsons prints that make awesome Simpsons gift ideas. You’ll find some perfectly cromulent designs that are both playful and stylish.
Good news everyone! Over in our Futurama merch section, we’ve got Futurama t-shirts and Futurama mugs that’ll please any fan of the future. Otherwise if you're in need of the perfect Futurama gift idea, look no further! Our collection has everything a true fan needs!
And finally for all the Lord of the Rings enthusiasts, our LOTR merch is full of fan-favourite finds. Check out our Lord of the Rings t-shirts, mugs and Lord of the Rings gift ideas to show your love for the classic trilogy.
"Do you ship worldwide?"
Technically, yes. Due to international tax being about the most complicated thing under the sun, this website is currently only available to residents of the United States and Australia. HOWEVER, we do have an ETSY store for everyone outside the US and AU! Check out the link below!
"I really like one of your t-shirt designs, can you put it on a sweater?"
Definitely! Even though we only show off t-shirts here, we can facilitate a much wider range of clothing too! If there's a design you really like but would prefer it on something like a different type of clothing (e.g. hoodie, beanie, socks) send us a message HERE with your request! We'd love to help!
"Can I follow you on social media?"
Of course! We love connecting with fellow fans! Follow us below for memes, product updates and even send us custom requests!
