STONECUTTERS

"You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and buy t-shirts!"

Introducing the ultimate Simpsons shirt for fans who remember one of the greatest episodes of all time—Homer the Great! This tee features the Stonecutters logo, paying tribute to the secret society that controls the British crown and keeps the metric system down, this shirt is your ticket in!

Perfect for casual wear or as part of your Simpsons merch collection, this shirt is soft, comfortable, and durable - ideal for everyday use or showing off at conventions. Otherwise, if you're looking for Simpsons gift ideas, this Stonecutters shirt from Bone Dry Cuffs is the perfect Simpsons gift for anyone who loves the clever humor and unforgettable references of The Simpsons.

Fans will love the throwback to the episode where Homer stumbles into the Stonecutters’ secret society and accidentally becomes their leader. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it’s the ultimate way to showcase your love for this hilarious moment in Simpsons history!