THE HOMER

"All my life I've searched for a Simpsons t-shirt that feels a certain way...powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball." - Homer Simpson

Look, we all know Homer Simpson’s car from “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” is a disaster. Ugly, loud, and definitely not safe. But it’s iconic, and for some reason, it’s still one of the most memorable things the show’s ever produced. If you’ve ever wanted to wear that wreck of a car on your chest (because, why not?), the Homer t-shirt is here for you.

Made from soft, decent-quality cotton that you’ll forget about five minutes after you put it on (in a good way), this Simpsons t-shirt lets you show off your love for the show without saying much at all. It’s the perfect Simpsons merch for those who enjoy the nostalgia of The Simpsons' Golden Years and the absurdity of wearing a shirt featuring a car that’s more of a disaster than a vehicle.

Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a Simpsons gift idea for someone else, don’t overthink it. At Bone Dry Cuffs, we’re not here to sell you on anything other than the fact that this shirt features a completely ridiculous piece of The Simpsons that everyone loves. If you’re into that kind of thing, we’ve got you covered.