Let’s be real: most Simpsons t-shirts out there are loud, lazy, and about as subtle as a moo-moo. That’s where Bone Dry Cuffs comes in.

We make subtle Simpsons shirts and Simpsons merch for people who actually love the golden years. No giant Homer Simpson faces. No “Eat My Shorts” in Comic Sans. Just clean, clever, deep-cut designs that only real fans will clock. The kind of stuff that makes someone across the room go, “Wait… is that from that one Dignity Simpsons episode?”

Every Simpsons t shirt we make is a little tribute to the show we grew up on. Subtle, unique, and perfect to wear out to an unforgettable luncheon. You won’t find these in chain stores, and you definitely won’t feel like a walking bootleg DVD cover.

We’re proudly based in Australia, so if you’re hunting for Simpsons t shirts Australia wide, or chasing proper Simpsons merch Australian fans can actually get behind, you’ve hit the jackpot.

So scroll back up, grab something special, and let your wardrobe say what you’ve always known: The Simpsons was never better than it was in the 90s — and neither were you.